1. My sink is great. A+. Underneath the sink, in the cupboard, patchouli oil. Like, someone had a patchouli farm down there at some point. And no, airing it out does not work. Want some toilet paper? Patchouli oil. Going for the nail polish? Face full of patchouli oil. Mouthwash? PATCHOULI. OIL.
2. The toilet. Yes toilet problems. At first, I thought it was just me. Does my toilet water smell? Why do I smell a urinal cake? Is this what a truck stop bathroom smells like? It was driving me crazy. I bought bleach stones to put in the back of the tank to bleach the water, cleaned it every week, stuck those gel cleaners to the inside of the bowl, crawled on my hands and knees looking for the source of the problem. Nothing.
So I did some googling. "Why does my toilet water smell like" ...and then I stopped. Because the auto fill finished that with... "old man piss". BINGO! I'm not crazy. This is a real thing! Turns out something wasn't sealing correctly and I was getting a giant whiff of underground sewer whenever the toilet refilled with water. Oh goody.
Hopefully that problem is fixed now. I feel like hot urinal cake smell is stuck in my nose so I can't tell yet.
3. The shower. It gets a mediocre review for two reasons. As we all know, California is in a drought so my complex replaced all of the shower heads with "low-flow" water pressure heads. Great! Conserves water. Maybe? The complete lack of water pressure makes things difficult. Oh, you wanna wash that shampoo out of your hair? Stand there for a while. And then a while longer.
Second, it's short!!!! It doesn't even hit Terry's face.
4. It's where the spiders live. Big ones. I kill them with shoes, which means I have to run and find a shoe and run back before it hides again.
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